








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 475 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 136 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7030 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,768 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3209 | 15% |
| Smokes | 6988 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 6337 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5234 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,951,029 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R@cker | 54% | 115 |
| #2 | Stewie Griefin | 53% | 129 |
| #3 | Domsn10 | 53% | 321 |
| #4 | Dinkleberg | 53% | 228 |
| #5 | don donno | 52% | 289 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | flowsenN | 51% | 204 |
| #7 | weid1n | 51% | 90 |
| #8 | Griffith The Hawk of Light | 47% | 99 |
| #9 | head4r | 44% | 34 |
| #10 | Dr. Bob | 44% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flowsenN | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Domsn10 | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | don donno | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Dinkleberg | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | weid1n | 5 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | don donno | 1185 | 0.19 | 31 min |
| #2 | Domsn10 | 501 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #3 | Dinkleberg | 420 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #4 | Griffith The Hawk of Light | 385 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #5 | flowsenN | 370 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Übellomeister | +3.20 | 87 | 71 |
| #2 | Domsn10 | +0.79 | 85 | 66 |
| #3 | don donno | +0.05 | 64 | 75 |
| #4 | head4r | -0.11 | 62 | 77 |
| #5 | Dinkleberg | -1.09 | 62 | 60 |





