








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 504 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 296 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2762 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,654 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2032 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3301 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2621 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1700 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,822,155 of utility $236 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuGia | 48% | 284 |
| #2 | HYS4B | 47% | 220 |
| #3 | houckha | 47% | 143 |
| #4 | ouzo | 44% | 190 |
| #5 | Jonde | 44% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuGia | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | HYS4B | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Jonde | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | houckha | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | ouzo | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HYS4B | 850 | 0.18 | 24 min |
| #2 | ouzo | 671 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #3 | LuGia | 481 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #4 | ppedro de la paska | 384 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #5 | houckha | 369 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuGia | +2.26 | 51 | 60 |
| #2 | ppedro de la paska | +0.43 | 50 | 71 |
| #3 | [VGC] Foxiii | +0.30 | 44 | 62 |
| #4 | ouzo | -0.35 | 59 | 78 |
| #5 | houckha | -0.56 | 23 | 60 |





