








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 195 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1841 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,909 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2707 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2306 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2916 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1980 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $202,538 of utility $34 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 209 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ppedro de la paska | 52% | 61 |
| #2 | ouzo | 50% | 163 |
| #3 | Jonde | 50% | 86 |
| #4 | JuanTap | 49% | 75 |
| #5 | HYS4B | 49% | 200 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ouzo | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | LuGia | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Jonde | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | JuanTap | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | HYS4B | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HYS4B | 713 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #2 | ouzo | 501 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #3 | LuGia | 362 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #4 | [VGC] Foxiii | 221 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | ppedro de la paska | 213 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuGia | +2.71 | 53 | 60 |
| #2 | ppedro de la paska | +1.53 | 61 | 69 |
| #3 | ouzo | +0.56 | 60 | 74 |
| #4 | [VGC] Foxiii | +0.22 | 42 | 63 |
| #5 | houckha | -0.51 | 24 | 60 |





