








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1159 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 621 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 131 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5436 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,838 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8646 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5872 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7087 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4233 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,432,548 of utility $234 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 873 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mannis | 62% | 53 |
| #2 | houckha | 52% | 61 |
| #3 | ouzo | 47% | 149 |
| #4 | HYS4B | 46% | 146 |
| #5 | LuGia | 45% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | LuGia | 45% | 166 |
| #6 | HEVONEN | 43% | 47 |
| #7 | JuhPa | 42% | 36 |
| #8 | [VGC] Foxiii | 41% | 104 |
| #9 | Jonde | 40% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HYS4B | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | LuGia | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | houckha | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | [VGC] Foxiii | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | JuhPa | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ouzo | 479 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #2 | HYS4B | 423 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #3 | LuGia | 242 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | [VGC] Foxiii | 140 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | HEVONEN | 129 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuhPa | +2.16 | 69 | 71 |
| #2 | LuGia | +1.12 | 50 | 59 |
| #3 | Mannis | +0.11 | 45 | 57 |
| #4 | [VGC] Foxiii | -0.04 | 43 | 63 |
| #5 | ppedro de la paska | -0.14 | 54 | 70 |





