








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1043 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 445 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 119 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4644 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,107 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6711 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6975 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6220 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6201 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,114,063 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 193 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuanTap | 53% | 70 |
| #2 | houckha | 50% | 163 |
| #3 | LuGia | 48% | 294 |
| #4 | Jonde | 47% | 155 |
| #5 | ppedro de la paska | 47% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | LuGia | 48% | 294 |
| #4 | Jonde | 47% | 155 |
| #5 | ppedro de la paska | 47% | 149 |
| #6 | HYS4B | 47% | 244 |
| #7 | [VGC] Foxiii | 44% | 190 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ppedro de la paska | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | [VGC] Foxiii | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | LuGia | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | HYS4B | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | houckha | 5 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HYS4B | 806 | 0.16 | 22 min |
| #2 | ppedro de la paska | 546 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #3 | LuGia | 477 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #4 | houckha | 379 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | [VGC] Foxiii | 267 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuGia | +1.95 | 50 | 60 |
| #2 | ppedro de la paska | +0.33 | 50 | 71 |
| #3 | [VGC] Foxiii | +0.21 | 44 | 61 |
| #4 | ouzo | +0.09 | 59 | 76 |
| #5 | houckha | -0.16 | 25 | 62 |





