








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 655 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 429 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3535 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,526 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4223 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4869 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4154 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4280 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,186,241 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ouzo | 8 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | houckha | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | HYS4B | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | [VGC] Foxiii | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | ppedro de la paska | 6 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HYS4B | 1103 | 0.16 | 31 min |
| #2 | ouzo | 1024 | 0.16 | 30 min |
| #3 | ppedro de la paska | 607 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #4 | houckha | 534 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #5 | [VGC] Foxiii | 438 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuGia | +2.17 | 52 | 60 |
| #2 | ppedro de la paska | +0.46 | 54 | 70 |
| #3 | [VGC] Foxiii | +0.27 | 45 | 62 |
| #4 | ouzo | +0.08 | 59 | 77 |
| #5 | houckha | -0.52 | 23 | 61 |





