








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 797 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 351 matches | ||
| Faceit | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9312 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,492 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2805 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2704 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 7756 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 5227 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,567,825 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 743 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ACC3S | 59% | 63 |
| #2 | Kalju homo | 58% | 45 |
| #3 | RouvaG | 54% | 334 |
| #4 | 賓士享受者 | 53% | 207 |
| #5 | ♕Nahkajare | 52% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | 賓士享受者 | 53% | 207 |
| #5 | ♕Nahkajare | 52% | 61 |
| #6 | Athos | 52% | 126 |
| #7 | jossutin | 50% | 52 |
| #8 | Duffi | 45% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 賓士享受者 | 38 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | RouvaG | 20 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Kalju homo | 7 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Athos | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Duffi | 5 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RouvaG | 1689 | 0.24 | 44 min |
| #2 | 賓士享受者 | 532 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #3 | Athos | 528 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #4 | ♕Nahkajare | 143 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | Duffi | 96 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vilzhuu👽 | +2.14 | 86 | 51 |
| #2 | RouvaG | +1.71 | 73 | 75 |
| #3 | Athos | +0.74 | 73 | 75 |
| #4 | ACC3S | +0.65 | 85 | 57 |
| #5 | ♕Nahkajare | +0.60 | 76 | 62 |





