








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1798 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 509 matches | ||
| Faceit | 305 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Renown | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 25 different maps





Our logs show 116 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




81 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10973 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 55,504 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 18189 | 33% |
| Smokes | 14602 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 12150 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 10563 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,772,723 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1548 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snttuu | 63% | 62 |
| #2 | Metukka | 59% | 120 |
| #3 | Keke | 58% | 114 |
| #4 | ☆TwinZ☆ | 58% | 229 |
| #5 | H3NAAZ | 56% | 270 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | vilzhuu👽 | 52% | 126 |
| #7 | Jj- | 51% | 114 |
| #8 | Kupla-vesi | 49% | 65 |
| #9 | RouvaG | 49% | 210 |
| #10 | 賓士享受者 | 46% | 216 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 賓士享受者 | 19 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | H3NAAZ | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | RouvaG | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Metukka | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | ☆TwinZ☆ | 6 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RouvaG | 1160 | 0.25 | 31 min |
| #2 | H3NAAZ | 1000 | 0.17 | 25 min |
| #3 | ☆TwinZ☆ | 577 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #4 | 賓士享受者 | 516 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #5 | Keke | 373 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Metukka | +3.13 | 75 | 57 |
| #2 | RouvaG | +1.53 | 72 | 75 |
| #3 | ☆TwinZ☆ | +1.23 | 76 | 59 |
| #4 | vilzhuu👽 | +0.98 | 86 | 54 |
| #5 | Athos | +0.80 | 68 | 76 |





