








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1257 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 519 matches | ||
| Faceit | 235 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 220 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




107 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
18795 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 69,339 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 22099 | 32% |
| Smokes | 18466 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 15796 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 12978 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,080,918 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1163 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vilzhuu👽 | 54% | 334 |
| #2 | 賓士享受者 | 51% | 573 |
| #3 | Athos | 49% | 210 |
| #4 | Kalju homo | 48% | 205 |
| #5 | Rankaisija | 45% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Athos | 49% | 210 |
| #4 | Kalju homo | 48% | 205 |
| #5 | Rankaisija | 45% | 91 |
| #6 | Duffi | 42% | 262 |
| #7 | TuukkA | 40% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 賓士享受者 | 123 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | vilzhuu👽 | 21 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Kalju homo | 21 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Duffi | 15 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | TuukkA | 14 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 賓士享受者 | 1752 | 0.15 | 38 min |
| #2 | Athos | 968 | 0.21 | 27 min |
| #3 | Duffi | 653 | 0.13 | 20 min |
| #4 | TuukkA | 424 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #5 | vilzhuu👽 | 342 | 0.05 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RouvaG | +2.70 | 73 | 74 |
| #2 | vilzhuu👽 | +1.27 | 85 | 54 |
| #3 | Athos | +0.69 | 72 | 74 |
| #4 | 賓士享受者 | -0.23 | 76 | 53 |
| #5 | Kalju homo | -1.70 | 38 | 44 |





