








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1626 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 567 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13649 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,655 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10296 | 24% |
| Smokes | 10364 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 12482 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 9513 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,637,896 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1391 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | KacE | 51% | 101 |
| #7 | viuwi | 50% | 242 |
| #8 | ☢♕Legend♕☢ | 45% | 121 |
| #9 | MASA | 43% | 234 |
| #10 | Kassu | 42% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tuulessa | 10 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | viuwi | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | ☢♕Legend♕☢ | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | KacE | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Kassu | 7 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SilenTriggeR | +3.03 | 63 | 73 |
| #2 | nuhiN | +2.07 | 85 | 67 |
| #3 | tuulessa | +1.89 | 89 | 54 |
| #4 | ♕Nahkajare | +1.58 | 82 | 69 |
| #5 | vilzhuu👽 | +1.29 | 87 | 49 |





