








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 326 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Renown | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3854 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,756 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3214 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2757 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2944 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2841 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $657,692 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chrizZz | 96% | 25 |
| #2 | hANNEs | 96% | 24 |
| #3 | Ign0r4nC3 | 93% | 135 |
| #4 | kressY | 93% | 57 |
| #5 | RENE | 93% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Assa | 72% | 25 |
| #14 | wshbr | 68% | 38 |
| #15 | buschingeR ¦] | 65% | 23 |
| #16 | freeq | 50% | 18 |
| #17 | MissMil4 | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RENE | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | J0hnny | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | '死☞Daxtar'☜ | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Ign0r4nC3 | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | wshbr | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J0hnny | 378 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #2 | Ign0r4nC3 | 254 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | RENE | 219 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | BERG | 162 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | kressY | 157 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roberto | +4.52 | 88 | 66 |
| #2 | BERG | +3.72 | 96 | 61 |
| #3 | kressY | +3.55 | 77 | 76 |
| #4 | Ign0r4nC3 | +3.51 | 97 | 63 |
| #5 | hANNEs | +3.21 | 94 | 72 |





