








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 646 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 398 matches | ||
| Premier | 248 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 123 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7238 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,125 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5229 | 19% |
| Smokes | 10050 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 3336 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 8510 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,638,923 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 266 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dimixx^ | 61% | 64 |
| #2 | Idek | 57% | 489 |
| #3 | Adzee | 57% | 479 |
| #4 | JustGary | 57% | 295 |
| #5 | Jonathan Scott | 56% | 227 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Vastrakal | 48% | 54 |
| #14 | BRB | 47% | 74 |
| #15 | Sash | 46% | 234 |
| #16 | Alisson Becker | 45% | 67 |
| #17 | DONvito | 44% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Idek | 18 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Adzee | 6 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | JustGary | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Sash | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | marni | 5 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adzee | 3679 | 0.35 | 103 min |
| #2 | Idek | 1170 | 0.11 | 30 min |
| #3 | JustGary | 876 | 0.13 | 26 min |
| #4 | Jonathan Scott | 331 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #5 | Raphoenoxis | 285 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adzee | +3.04 | 92 | 83 |
| #2 | Joon_Jon ジュンジョン | +1.71 | 63 | 50 |
| #3 | ✪ Pabl0 | +1.65 | 79 | 63 |
| #4 | Jonathan Scott | +1.31 | 77 | 56 |
| #5 | marni | +1.26 | 86 | 57 |





