








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 396 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 512 matches | ||
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5323 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,087 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5530 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6948 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5912 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5697 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,305,690 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 240 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trix - YT in bio | 67% | 36 |
| #2 | SzymonStep | 65% | 37 |
| #3 | HxRL | 63% | 46 |
| #4 | Nozza | 59% | 37 |
| #5 | Adzee | 57% | 278 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Sweet Beef | 53% | 127 |
| #14 | Whippopotamus | 48% | 122 |
| #15 | ✪MATHIAS | 47% | 64 |
| #16 | ✨ Luz | 45% | 40 |
| #17 | ASmoothCriminal | 43% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joon_Jon ジュンジョン | +3.28 | 72 | 62 |
| #2 | Adzee | +2.72 | 90 | 80 |
| #3 | SzymonStep | +2.61 | 87 | 47 |
| #4 | ✨ Luz | +2.02 | 87 | 60 |
| #5 | Jonathan Scott | +1.39 | 77 | 55 |





