








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 726 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 252 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4480 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,535 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1691 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2021 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3592 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3231 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,662,877 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 308 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Babatunde Jr. | 63% | 43 |
| #2 | T W E N | 59% | 68 |
| #3 | ✪ Pabl0 | 56% | 227 |
| #4 | Adzee | 56% | 227 |
| #5 | Idek | 56% | 226 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Adzee | 56% | 227 |
| #5 | Idek | 56% | 226 |
| #6 | JustGary | 56% | 216 |
| #7 | Luxzy | 55% | 38 |
| #8 | Geralt | 54% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luxzy | 8 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | T W E N | 6 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Babatunde Jr. | 6 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | Idek | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Adzee | 3 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adzee | 1890 | 0.37 | 55 min |
| #2 | JustGary | 611 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #3 | Idek | 527 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #4 | ✪ Pabl0 | 521 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #5 | T W E N | 159 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luxzy | +2.50 | 77 | 63 |
| #2 | Adzee | +2.37 | 91 | 84 |
| #3 | Jonathan Scott | +2.07 | 80 | 57 |
| #4 | T W E N | +1.00 | 90 | 65 |
| #5 | ✪ Pabl0 | +0.50 | 76 | 73 |





