








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 75 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2077 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,800 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4521 | 51% |
| Smokes | 1437 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2465 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 377 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $372,051 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | gravityy | 50% | 80 |
| #7 | flipp | 49% | 65 |
| #8 | spGEEッ | 48% | 64 |
| #9 | EL HOTDOG | 48% | 21 |
| #10 | weirDs- | 45% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dav0ke | 442 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | gravityy | 287 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | spGEEッ | 202 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | flipp | 118 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | core | 118 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dB | +5.09 | 79 | 81 |
| #2 | gravityy | +2.77 | 85 | 68 |
| #3 | flipp | +2.06 | 92 | 51 |
| #4 | dav0ke | +1.43 | 72 | 74 |
| #5 | spGEEッ | +0.22 | 66 | 66 |





