








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 837 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 295 matches | ||
| Faceit | 205 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 142 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7359 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,284 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9113 | 32% |
| Smokes | 7178 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7552 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4441 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,185,915 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2315 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | core | 58% | 127 |
| #2 | EL HOTDOG | 56% | 55 |
| #3 | gravityy | 56% | 395 |
| #4 | p | 56% | 118 |
| #5 | weirDs- | 56% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | flipp | 54% | 267 |
| #8 | Corn | 54% | 91 |
| #9 | prouLX | 51% | 85 |
| #10 | GRMZ | 49% | 168 |
| #11 | dB | 48% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spGEEッ | 11 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | gravityy | 8 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | p | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | flipp | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | core | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gravityy | 1227 | 0.15 | 33 min |
| #2 | spGEEッ | 950 | 0.13 | 25 min |
| #3 | GRMZ | 610 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #4 | flipp | 444 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #5 | p | 399 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flipp | +1.75 | 90 | 52 |
| #2 | dB | +1.59 | 77 | 74 |
| #3 | gravityy | +1.28 | 82 | 68 |
| #4 | dav0ke | +1.01 | 75 | 75 |
| #5 | GRMZ | +0.14 | 62 | 69 |





