








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2019 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,746 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2197 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1568 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 3029 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1952 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $462,279 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p | 10 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | dav0ke | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | EL HOTDOG | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | gravityy | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | core | 2 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dav0ke | 286 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | p | 233 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | gravityy | 154 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | EL HOTDOG | 81 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | spGEEッ | 78 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flipp | +4.45 | 91 | 59 |
| #2 | dav0ke | +4.39 | 82 | 74 |
| #3 | gravityy | +4.00 | 81 | 63 |
| #4 | spGEEッ | +2.08 | 74 | 68 |
| #5 | p | +1.86 | 74 | 65 |





