








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 731 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 247 matches | ||
| Faceit | 190 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6546 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,483 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6264 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6752 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4862 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5605 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,484,943 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 449 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | prouLX | 55% | 83 |
| #10 | GRMZ | 55% | 168 |
| #11 | Corn | 53% | 43 |
| #12 | weirDs- | 51% | 128 |
| #13 | p | 50% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spGEEッ | 17 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | dav0ke | 10 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | flipp | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | core | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | p | 5 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dav0ke | 1318 | 0.16 | 37 min |
| #2 | spGEEッ | 1164 | 0.14 | 30 min |
| #3 | GRMZ | 624 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #4 | flipp | 464 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #5 | core | 299 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dB | +2.46 | 79 | 75 |
| #2 | gravityy | +1.54 | 83 | 69 |
| #3 | flipp | +1.38 | 90 | 50 |
| #4 | prouLX | +0.34 | 77 | 59 |
| #5 | dav0ke | +0.26 | 73 | 74 |





