








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 436 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 102 matches | ||
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Esplay | 35 matches | 2,056 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4143 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,642 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2305 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4136 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2306 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2895 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,344,546 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antuneez | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Muerdurör | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | ollie | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Chaosiq | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | niix | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antuneez | 832 | 0.24 | 24 min |
| #2 | Muerdurör | 415 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | ollie | 260 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | Chaosiq | 203 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | Flabben | 180 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niix | +2.91 | 88 | 67 |
| #2 | Crunt | +2.75 | 69 | 68 |
| #3 | Antuneez | +0.66 | 64 | 79 |
| #4 | Flabben | +0.41 | 74 | 66 |
| #5 | Nuttydutty | -0.20 | 73 | 61 |





