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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Esplay | 24 matches | 1,799 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2044 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,288 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2835 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1913 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2235 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1305 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $581,122 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antuneez | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Chaosiq | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Norpa | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | AreYouNotEntertained?!?! | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Crunt | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antuneez | 640 | 0.26 | 18 min |
| #2 | Muerdurör | 284 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | Crunt | 162 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | SweCrackie | 127 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Chaosiq | 121 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crunt | +3.30 | 69 | 73 |
| #2 | Norpa | +1.88 | 76 | 63 |
| #3 | klöS | +1.82 | 85 | 69 |
| #4 | Antuneez | +1.50 | 62 | 82 |
| #5 | Flabben | +1.37 | 83 | 67 |





