








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 602 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 595 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




115 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8641 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,604 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11807 | 28% |
| Smokes | 10169 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 11421 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 8207 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,431,763 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 783 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. Bob | 58% | 97 |
| #2 | don donno | 51% | 152 |
| #3 | Fla$H-乇ムら¥ | 51% | 180 |
| #4 | Steakintegral | 50% | 143 |
| #5 | asmie | 50% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ArSa | 41 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Fla$H-乇ムら¥ | 26 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | Orgil | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Übellomeister | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | don donno | 6 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fla$H-乇ムら¥ | +2.41 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | Übellomeister | +2.30 | 83 | 74 |
| #3 | Domsn10 | +1.76 | 88 | 67 |
| #4 | don donno | +1.21 | 67 | 73 |
| #5 | ArSa | +1.15 | 60 | 67 |





