








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 336 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 484 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7431 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,900 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2529 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3590 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4183 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3598 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,503,801 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 600 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kerashi | 60% | 50 |
| #2 | FujiWuji | 57% | 47 |
| #3 | Pyroos | 57% | 49 |
| #4 | xsakura | 54% | 99 |
| #5 | dannzy | 50% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fla$H-乇ムら¥ | 34 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | Griffith The Hawk of Light | 19 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | FujiWuji | 13 | 0.0138 |
| #4 | Steakintegral | 12 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | ArSa | 12 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fla$H-乇ムら¥ | 762 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | Griffith The Hawk of Light | 559 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #3 | ArSa | 384 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #4 | Steakintegral | 376 | 0.06 | 16 min |
| #5 | Nebtun | 322 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FujiWuji | +6.73 | 87 | 45 |
| #2 | Kerashi | +4.36 | 92 | 59 |
| #3 | Nebtun | +3.11 | 68 | 62 |
| #4 | dannzy | +1.75 | 69 | 70 |
| #5 | Fla$H-乇ムら¥ | +1.54 | 76 | 70 |





