








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 440 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 240 matches | ||
| Faceit | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7645 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,543 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6394 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6991 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6170 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5988 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,339,314 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1560 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dannzy | 62% | 61 |
| #2 | snackZ | 62% | 142 |
| #3 | ArSa | 58% | 91 |
| #4 | Steakintegral | 53% | 281 |
| #5 | Griffith The Hawk of Light | 51% | 180 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | snackZ | 62% | 142 |
| #3 | ArSa | 58% | 91 |
| #4 | Steakintegral | 53% | 281 |
| #5 | Griffith The Hawk of Light | 51% | 180 |
| #6 | Orgil | 47% | 247 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Griffith The Hawk of Light | 23 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | Steakintegral | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Orgil | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | ArSa | 9 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | snackZ | 7 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Griffith The Hawk of Light | 589 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #2 | ArSa | 374 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #3 | Steakintegral | 348 | 0.06 | 15 min |
| #4 | Orgil | 247 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #5 | snackZ | 183 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fla$H-乇ムら¥ | +2.10 | 76 | 70 |
| #2 | ArSa | +1.30 | 64 | 67 |
| #3 | dannzy | +1.14 | 69 | 72 |
| #4 | Griffith The Hawk of Light | -0.40 | 44 | 66 |
| #5 | Steakintegral | -0.44 | 77 | 54 |





