








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 413 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2887 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,436 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2478 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2179 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3075 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2704 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $483,564 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [dA]Skunk. | 59% | 37 |
| #2 | tudo | 55% | 53 |
| #3 | N. | 50% | 96 |
| #4 | dxpot | 48% | 64 |
| #5 | bmaby | 48% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N. | 10 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | rancho | 6 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | bmaby | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | tudo | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | [dA]Skunk. | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bmaby | 217 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #2 | N. | 212 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | [dA]Skunk. | 142 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | rancho | 142 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #5 | tudo | 131 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tudo | +4.71 | 79 | 82 |
| #2 | rancho | +1.83 | 67 | 73 |
| #3 | La Glotte à Charlotte | +1.74 | 72 | 72 |
| #4 | bmaby | +1.45 | 82 | 67 |
| #5 | N. | -1.07 | 61 | 65 |





