








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 347 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 98 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2866 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,613 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3830 | 40% |
| Smokes | 2953 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 867 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 1963 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $690,931 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 383 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Bodywash | 52% | 31 |
| #10 | N. | 51% | 92 |
| #11 | dxpot | 51% | 98 |
| #12 | La Glotte à Charlotte | 40% | 35 |
| #13 | majax | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tudo | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Le . G | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | N. | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | bmaby | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Bodywash | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tudo | 478 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #2 | bmaby | 226 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | N. | 195 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | Le . G | 179 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Rinhoc | 133 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tudo | +4.18 | 77 | 82 |
| #2 | rancho | +1.52 | 65 | 73 |
| #3 | Le . G | +1.13 | 67 | 74 |
| #4 | bmaby | +0.77 | 83 | 65 |
| #5 | La Glotte à Charlotte | +0.07 | 67 | 70 |





