








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 318 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 188 matches | ||
| Esplay | 68 matches | 1,610 | |
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2708 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,497 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1368 | 13% |
| Smokes | 3125 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3222 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2782 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,329,467 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | munky[G] | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | Fattey | 59% | 32 |
| #3 | ojen | 54% | 72 |
| #4 | xy | 49% | 92 |
| #5 | brew | 49% | 267 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Ole M | 44% | 27 |
| #11 | Mantipanti | 43% | 51 |
| #12 | Knekkern | 42% | 106 |
| #13 | somber | 38% | 39 |
| #14 | voldy | 34% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brew | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Ruby Rose | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | Mantipanti | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | somber | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Ole M | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knekkern | 537 | 0.23 | 15 min |
| #2 | Ruby Rose | 385 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #3 | xy | 225 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | brew | 173 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #5 | rampz | 147 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ole M | +3.19 | 83 | 66 |
| #2 | Knekkern | +2.78 | 63 | 72 |
| #3 | ojen | +1.99 | 58 | 68 |
| #4 | xy | +1.29 | 64 | 74 |
| #5 | s0ppen | +1.01 | 72 | 75 |





