








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 196 matches | ||
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Esplay | 29 matches | 1,886 | |
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4089 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,517 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4345 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4086 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3882 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3204 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,029,738 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fattey | 66% | 29 |
| #2 | brew | 63% | 179 |
| #3 | Scofield | 62% | 26 |
| #4 | GubGab | 60% | 35 |
| #5 | Ruby Rose | 59% | 220 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Sneak | 55% | 22 |
| #12 | ojen | 54% | 87 |
| #13 | WarThorn | 49% | 92 |
| #14 | voldy | 47% | 53 |
| #15 | somber | 46% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruby Rose | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | brew | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Knekkern | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | somber | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | WarThorn | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knekkern | 1035 | 0.24 | 28 min |
| #2 | Ruby Rose | 331 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #3 | rampz | 142 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | s0ppen | 138 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | brew | 122 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ZuNkEnn-Úlfhéðnar- | +3.56 | 74 | 53 |
| #2 | Knekkern | +2.83 | 64 | 72 |
| #3 | ojen | +2.08 | 58 | 69 |
| #4 | Bjydn | +1.70 | 73 | 68 |
| #5 | s0ppen | +1.49 | 74 | 70 |





