








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 223 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 651 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6376 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,082 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1513 | 14% |
| Smokes | 3122 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4010 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2437 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,326,309 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 368 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -0PA- | 50% | 40 |
| #2 | FRUCHTPanda | 47% | 99 |
| #3 | BENDER | Kai | 46% | 229 |
| #4 | ZuLu | 45% | 131 |
| #5 | yLeqiter | 45% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | BENDER | Kai | 46% | 229 |
| #4 | ZuLu | 45% | 131 |
| #5 | yLeqiter | 45% | 92 |
| #6 | FallenGod | 44% | 131 |
| #7 | Jok3R | 42% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BENDER | Kai | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | yLeqiter | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | ZuLu | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | FRUCHTPanda | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | FallenGod | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BENDER | Kai | 271 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #2 | FallenGod | 242 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | yLeqiter | 167 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | ZuLu | 124 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | FRUCHTPanda | 77 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zeiju | +0.30 | 54 | 40 |
| #2 | yLeqiter | -0.28 | 58 | 60 |
| #3 | ZuLu | -0.68 | 12 | 53 |
| #4 | FRUCHTPanda | -1.05 | 34 | 63 |
| #5 | Jok3R | -1.15 | 49 | 54 |





