








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 156 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 293 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2686 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,359 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1454 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2984 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3071 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2850 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,091,402 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FallenGod | 58% | 48 |
| #2 | yLeqiter | 48% | 33 |
| #3 | k0dj^ ___//// | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | Zeiju | 45% | 131 |
| #5 | FRUCHTPanda | 43% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | FRUCHTPanda | 43% | 37 |
| #6 | BENDER | Kai | 42% | 89 |
| #7 | Arnie | 41% | 27 |
| #8 | Jok3R | 40% | 42 |
| #9 | Adihash | 39% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BENDER | Kai | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Adihash | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | k0dj^ ___//// | 3 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | Zeiju | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Arnie | 2 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BENDER | Kai | 108 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | FallenGod | 89 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Zeiju | 50 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | yLeqiter | 50 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jok3R | 38 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k0dj^ ___//// | +2.67 | 58 | 63 |
| #2 | yLeqiter | +1.92 | 55 | 58 |
| #3 | Zeiju | +0.52 | 52 | 36 |
| #4 | Jok3R | -0.47 | 43 | 53 |
| #5 | FRUCHTPanda | -0.75 | 42 | 63 |





