








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 418 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Renown | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2505 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,958 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3652 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2463 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3147 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2696 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $471,317 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 222 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ochsenpensi | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | grandpaCheechi .つ༽◕_◕ ༽つ. | 51% | 51 |
| #3 | IDoMethDaily | 50% | 131 |
| #4 | m1tCh | 44% | 79 |
| #5 | ¡A la mierda! | 44% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IDoMethDaily | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | m1tCh | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | grandpaCheech つ༽◕_◕ ༽つ | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | ¡A la mierda! | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | XIO* | 3 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IDoMethDaily | 232 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | Schlumpfdonald | 170 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #3 | grandpaCheech つ༽◕_◕ ༽つ | 162 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | ¡A la mierda! | 132 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | m1tCh | 126 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rayk* | +0.72 | 72 | 67 |
| #2 | IDoMethDaily | +0.63 | 63 | 51 |
| #3 | Ochsenpensi | +0.17 | 73 | 70 |
| #4 | grandpaCheech つ༽◕_◕ ༽つ | -0.19 | 73 | 75 |
| #5 | MindCorrosion | -0.23 | 62 | 67 |





