








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 185 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 79 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1479 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,543 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2226 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2150 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1362 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1805 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $454,328 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | danyy | 68% | 31 |
| #2 | xmaarvN | 65% | 96 |
| #3 | gergaut | 64% | 72 |
| #4 | No Money 3 Kids | 63% | 93 |
| #5 | shrimpySツ | 63% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | No Money 3 Kids | 63% | 93 |
| #5 | shrimpySツ | 63% | 90 |
| #6 | boubacar | 52% | 27 |
| #7 | Ryan L. | 50% | 12 |
| #8 | iT´s_noobY™ summacum.works | 45% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | No Money 3 Kids | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | iT´s_noobY™ summacum.works | 6 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | xmaarvN | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | shrimpySツ | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | gergaut | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xmaarvN | 401 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #2 | No Money 3 Kids | 366 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #3 | shrimpySツ | 349 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #4 | iT´s_noobY™ summacum.works | 138 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | gergaut | 126 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gergaut | +2.69 | 86 | 56 |
| #2 | danyy | +2.03 | 81 | 78 |
| #3 | No Money 3 Kids | +1.66 | 72 | 68 |
| #4 | xmaarvN | +0.71 | 85 | 64 |
| #5 | boubacar | +0.56 | 63 | 75 |





