








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Faceit | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2726 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,492 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4925 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3915 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3590 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4062 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $262,422 of utility $41 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 179 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xmaarvN | 64% | 98 |
| #2 | gergaut | 64% | 66 |
| #3 | butschiii | 63% | 90 |
| #4 | No Money 3 Kids | 62% | 93 |
| #5 | Valar | 62% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | No Money 3 Kids | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | xmaarvN | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Valar | 4 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | butschiii | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | gergaut | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | butschiii | 541 | 0.28 | 16 min |
| #2 | xmaarvN | 426 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #3 | No Money 3 Kids | 368 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #4 | Valar | 250 | 0.31 | 6 min |
| #5 | gergaut | 129 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valar | +3.48 | 93 | 80 |
| #2 | danyy | +2.77 | 87 | 78 |
| #3 | gergaut | +2.19 | 83 | 57 |
| #4 | No Money 3 Kids | +1.48 | 71 | 70 |
| #5 | xmaarvN | +0.57 | 85 | 64 |





