








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 220 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 267 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3994 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,236 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5048 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3967 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4616 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3605 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $720,829 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | ๖ۣۜRεDż ⃟⃝ | 49% | 110 |
| #11 | 2geNtle | 47% | 229 |
| #12 | -JeF- | 47% | 32 |
| #13 | t0mass | 43% | 77 |
| #14 | Triggered | 38% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CapTain_eChaN | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Menewa | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | 2geNtle | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | jz0rs | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | ๖ۣۜRεDż ⃟⃝ | 5 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Menewa | 1120 | 0.24 | 34 min |
| #2 | 2geNtle | 721 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #3 | CapTain_eChaN | 636 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #4 | jz0rs | 615 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #5 | ๖ۣۜRεDż ⃟⃝ | 470 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dondondon | +1.74 | 73 | 66 |
| #2 | Menewa | +1.60 | 71 | 75 |
| #3 | R4GiNGPotato | +0.86 | 68 | 66 |
| #4 | Mr. Not Nice | +0.18 | 58 | 68 |
| #5 | jz0rs | +0.17 | 71 | 73 |





