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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 234 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3237 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,614 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5209 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4802 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3540 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4063 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $727,692 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -JeF- | 55% | 22 |
| #2 | jz0rs | 54% | 149 |
| #3 | G0ATS™ | 53% | 51 |
| #4 | ๖ۣۜRεDż ⃟⃝ | 51% | 110 |
| #5 | CapTain_eChaN | 50% | 199 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | CapTain_eChaN | 50% | 199 |
| #6 | Menewa | 50% | 185 |
| #7 | R4GiNGPotato | 47% | 229 |
| #8 | t0mass | 40% | 57 |
| #9 | Triggered | 36% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R4GiNGPotato | 13 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | ๖ۣۜRεDż ⃟⃝ | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | CapTain_eChaN | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | jz0rs | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | G0ATS™ | 6 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Menewa | 914 | 0.23 | 28 min |
| #2 | R4GiNGPotato | 812 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #3 | jz0rs | 499 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #4 | ๖ۣۜRεDż ⃟⃝ | 471 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #5 | CapTain_eChaN | 442 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Menewa | +1.37 | 71 | 73 |
| #2 | R4GiNGPotato | +0.90 | 69 | 66 |
| #3 | jz0rs | +0.35 | 74 | 73 |
| #4 | 2geNtle | +0.26 | 60 | 73 |
| #5 | ๖ۣۜRεDż ⃟⃝ | -0.03 | 68 | 65 |





