








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
748 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,680 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 211 | 13% |
| Smokes | 498 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 273 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 698 | 42% |
Our logs show you have wasted $341,771 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Not Nice | 54% | 13 |
| #2 | jz0rs | 50% | 30 |
| #3 | Menewa | 49% | 45 |
| #4 | R4GiNGPotato | 43% | 77 |
| #5 | 2geNtle | 40% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | R4GiNGPotato | 43% | 77 |
| #5 | 2geNtle | 40% | 57 |
| #6 | CapTain_eChaN | 38% | 63 |
| #7 | Triggered | 38% | 8 |
| #8 | ๖ۣۜRεDż ⃟⃝ | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R4GiNGPotato | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | CapTain_eChaN | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Menewa | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | 2geNtle | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R4GiNGPotato | 271 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | Menewa | 236 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #3 | 2geNtle | 178 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | CapTain_eChaN | 116 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | jz0rs | 95 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Menewa | +2.84 | 77 | 73 |
| #2 | jz0rs | +1.09 | 78 | 73 |
| #3 | R4GiNGPotato | +0.92 | 69 | 68 |
| #4 | 2geNtle | -0.04 | 57 | 75 |
| #5 | ๖ۣۜRεDż ⃟⃝ | -0.11 | 51 | 69 |





