








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 480 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 149 matches | ||
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3299 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,016 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4379 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4367 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3389 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2881 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $643,721 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tuN1 | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | ekko | 61% | 89 |
| #3 | Helo | 60% | 35 |
| #4 | Beastmode -.- | 59% | 32 |
| #5 | iTriXx | 56% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Helo | 60% | 35 |
| #4 | Beastmode -.- | 59% | 32 |
| #5 | iTriXx | 56% | 39 |
| #6 | d-g0 | 56% | 75 |
| #7 | hArDiiii x[ | 52% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d-g0 | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | iTriXx | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Helo | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hArDiiii x[ | 326 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #2 | d-g0 | 273 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | ekko | 209 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | tuN1 | 143 | 0.38 | 4 min |
| #5 | Helo | 109 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | duffed | +2.96 | 68 | 74 |
| #2 | hArDiiii x[ | +1.62 | 79 | 72 |
| #3 | ekko | +1.20 | 70 | 77 |
| #4 | tuN1 | -0.15 | 70 | 72 |
| #5 | Helo | -0.76 | 58 | 68 |





