








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 466 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 155 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2781 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,862 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3003 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3117 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2099 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2643 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,129,999 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 138 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KRÄHENMANN! | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | Beastmode -.- | 63% | 43 |
| #3 | duffed | 61% | 89 |
| #4 | Helo | 59% | 128 |
| #5 | iTriXx | 58% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | simo | 57% | 23 |
| #9 | hArDiiii x[ | 55% | 132 |
| #10 | elsterN | 55% | 29 |
| #11 | tkY ✌ | 50% | 16 |
| #12 | Bartmac | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d-g0 | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | duffed | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Helo | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | KRÄHENMANN! | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | iTriXx | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d-g0 | 594 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #2 | hArDiiii x[ | 574 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #3 | Helo | 462 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #4 | duffed | 424 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #5 | iTriXx | 185 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | duffed | +3.29 | 69 | 76 |
| #2 | hArDiiii x[ | +2.96 | 81 | 76 |
| #3 | ekko | +2.23 | 69 | 75 |
| #4 | tkY ✌ | +1.36 | 78 | 52 |
| #5 | Helo | +0.76 | 67 | 71 |





