








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 181 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1410 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,621 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1674 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1729 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1773 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1445 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $736,725 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | derbst | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | iTriXx | 66% | 32 |
| #3 | ekko | 63% | 43 |
| #4 | duffed | 59% | 32 |
| #5 | KRÄHENMANN! | 57% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kicker ツ | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | d-g0 | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | hArDiiii x[ | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | ekko | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | iTriXx | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hArDiiii x[ | 283 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #2 | d-g0 | 222 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | duffed | 157 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #4 | ekko | 123 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Kicker ツ | 101 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | duffed | +4.09 | 70 | 77 |
| #2 | hArDiiii x[ | +2.75 | 79 | 73 |
| #3 | ekko | +2.37 | 71 | 78 |
| #4 | elsterN | +1.98 | 81 | 62 |
| #5 | Helo | +1.49 | 66 | 70 |





