








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 279 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 163 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2637 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,617 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3808 | 40% |
| Smokes | 3281 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 934 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 1594 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,263,362 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ekko | 57% | 168 |
| #2 | Helo | 56% | 121 |
| #3 | duffed | 56% | 75 |
| #4 | elsterN | 55% | 42 |
| #5 | iTriXx | 54% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hArDiiii x[ | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | duffed | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | slotten #resterampe | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | PheX | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | KRÄHENMANN! | 2 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hArDiiii x[ | 815 | 0.21 | 22 min |
| #2 | Helo | 444 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #3 | ekko | 395 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #4 | duffed | 340 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #5 | Kicker ツ | 190 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | duffed | +2.88 | 68 | 74 |
| #2 | hArDiiii x[ | +2.79 | 79 | 74 |
| #3 | ekko | +1.52 | 67 | 75 |
| #4 | elsterN | +1.28 | 76 | 62 |
| #5 | Helo | +1.02 | 68 | 70 |





