








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1632 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 598 matches | ||
| Faceit | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 71 matches | ||
| Renown | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15671 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,830 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10496 | 28% |
| Smokes | 9439 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 9440 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 8455 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,969,041 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2174 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J0hnny | 91% | 193 |
| #2 | LummyTum | 91% | 127 |
| #3 | RENE | 90% | 183 |
| #4 | Ign0r4nC3 | 90% | 181 |
| #5 | kressY | 89% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | dong | 79% | 270 |
| #9 | EzP | 74% | 84 |
| #10 | SpeaR | 73% | 110 |
| #11 | Urosin | 71% | 141 |
| #12 | fisken | 69% | 285 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dong | 27 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | fisken | 16 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | EzP | 11 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | J0hnny | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | SpeaR | 9 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J0hnny | 704 | 0.21 | 20 min |
| #2 | dong | 675 | 0.13 | 20 min |
| #3 | fisken | 416 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #4 | Ign0r4nC3 | 388 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #5 | kressY | 384 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roberto | +3.22 | 88 | 61 |
| #2 | dong | +3.12 | 80 | 69 |
| #3 | Ign0r4nC3 | +2.88 | 95 | 65 |
| #4 | LummyTum | +2.68 | 87 | 67 |
| #5 | hANNEs | +2.68 | 92 | 73 |





