








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 418 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 726 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 281 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9428 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,504 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4052 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5896 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6389 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 7167 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,562,293 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 664 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fenris | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | HolyMuro | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | ✪ KOLLY | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | SynteC_ | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | SirDennis | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ KOLLY | 450 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #2 | HolyMuro | 399 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | 🗿⃤⃢j🍷nzN^__^ | 341 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #4 | fenris | 258 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | SynteC_ | 214 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N O R D Q V 1 S T | +1.25 | 76 | 62 |
| #2 | fenris | +1.18 | 80 | 72 |
| #3 | HolyMuro | +1.01 | 83 | 73 |
| #4 | Prof.Dr.Feinfinger | +0.94 | 76 | 71 |
| #5 | SynteC_ | +0.24 | 81 | 71 |





