








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 447 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2516 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,322 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2100 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1760 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2280 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2182 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,715,408 of utility $213 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 394 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N O R D Q V 1 S T | 58% | 138 |
| #2 | fenris | 53% | 377 |
| #3 | SynteC_ | 52% | 31 |
| #4 | ✪ KOLLY | 52% | 64 |
| #5 | 🗿⃤⃢j🍷nzN^__^ | 46% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N O R D Q V 1 S T | 58% | 138 |
| #2 | fenris | 53% | 377 |
| #3 | SynteC_ | 52% | 31 |
| #4 | ✪ KOLLY | 52% | 64 |
| #5 | 🗿⃤⃢j🍷nzN^__^ | 46% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fenris | 21 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | N O R D Q V 1 S T | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | ✪ KOLLY | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | SynteC_ | 4 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fenris | 405 | 0.05 | 11 min |
| #2 | ✪ KOLLY | 237 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | N O R D Q V 1 S T | 184 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | 🗿⃤⃢j🍷nzN^__^ | 138 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | SynteC_ | 75 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fenris | +2.29 | 78 | 75 |
| #2 | N O R D Q V 1 S T | +1.24 | 75 | 60 |
| #3 | SynteC_ | +0.27 | 77 | 69 |
| #4 | 🗿⃤⃢j🍷nzN^__^ | -0.51 | 61 | 76 |
| #5 | ✪ KOLLY | -0.96 | 60 | 71 |





