








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1686 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1469 matches | ||
| Wingman | 71 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
19192 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 65,309 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 25031 | 38% |
| Smokes | 11448 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 16243 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 12587 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,238,419 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Risonfire!!!! | 52% | 98 |
| #2 | runnr | 52% | 148 |
| #3 | ✪ Freak | 52% | 183 |
| #4 | mob | 52% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Risonfire!!!! | 52% | 98 |
| #2 | runnr | 52% | 148 |
| #3 | ✪ Freak | 52% | 183 |
| #4 | mob | 52% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Freak | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | mob | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | runnr | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Risonfire!!!! | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Freak | 816 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #2 | runnr | 449 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #3 | Risonfire!!!! | 144 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | mob | 142 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | runnr | +1.15 | 76 | 69 |
| #2 | mob | +0.91 | 75 | 64 |
| #3 | ✪ Freak | +0.59 | 73 | 62 |
| #4 | Prof.Dr.Feinfinger | +0.54 | 79 | 70 |
| #5 | Risonfire!!!! | -0.39 | 34 | 61 |





