








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 52 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
348 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,662 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 287 | 17% |
| Smokes | 285 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 889 | 53% |
| Molotovs | 201 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $89,955 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | travis | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | Petrified Fry | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Kohut124 | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | Travis | 40% | 25 |
| #5 | RAWwithKohut | 33% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | travis | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | Petrified Fry | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Kohut124 | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | Travis | 40% | 25 |
| #5 | RAWwithKohut | 33% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAWwithKohut | 11 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | Travis | 4 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | travis | 1 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | Kohut124 | 1 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAWwithKohut | 73 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #2 | Travis | 53 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Kohut124 | 11 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | travis | 10 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | Petrified Fry | 4 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | travis | +7.36 | 68 | 59 |
| #2 | Travis | +4.79 | 69 | 56 |
| #3 | Kohut124 | +1.72 | 43 | 60 |
| #4 | RAWwithKohut | -0.31 | 47 | 46 |
| #5 | Petrified Fry | -2.87 | 31 | 30 |





