








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 534 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 250 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3810 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,254 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2410 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2063 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2401 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2380 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,294,299 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 338 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAWwithKohut | 54% | 282 |
| #2 | Petrified Fry | 44% | 86 |
| #3 | Bruz | 40% | 25 |
| #4 | Kohut124 | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAWwithKohut | 54% | 282 |
| #2 | Petrified Fry | 44% | 86 |
| #3 | Bruz | 40% | 25 |
| #4 | Kohut124 | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAWwithKohut | 21 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Petrified Fry | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Kohut124 | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Bruz | 2 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAWwithKohut | 736 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | Petrified Fry | 100 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | Kohut124 | 38 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Bruz | 10 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Travis | +3.44 | 69 | 55 |
| #2 | RAWwithKohut | -1.25 | 46 | 48 |
| #3 | Kohut124 | -3.27 | 54 | 54 |
| #4 | Petrified Fry | -4.12 | 23 | 36 |
| #5 | Bruz | -6.26 | 15 | 35 |





