








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 868 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 271 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7496 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,197 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10576 | 32% |
| Smokes | 9535 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 8466 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4620 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $909,381 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 576 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hOlic | 56% | 99 |
| #2 | CruNk. | 55% | 69 |
| #3 | Stebunaattori | 54% | 57 |
| #4 | MontananToni | 54% | 72 |
| #5 | chiken kebab | 54% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #18 | ✪ DNS~ | 45% | 286 |
| #19 | swamppis | 44% | 50 |
| #20 | maVe | 44% | 108 |
| #21 | bossz[st] | 42% | 64 |
| #22 | ✪ Sandwich Führer | 38% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ DNS~ | 13 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Oukki | 10 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | kuhvari | 9 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Julma | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Ryhis | 6 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryhis | 1159 | 0.31 | 32 min |
| #2 | ✪ DNS~ | 941 | 0.16 | 21 min |
| #3 | kuhvari | 900 | 0.13 | 27 min |
| #4 | Oukki | 614 | 0.18 | 19 min |
| #5 | whdbst | 325 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chiken kebab | +5.09 | 81 | 58 |
| #2 | CruNk. | +2.16 | 80 | 61 |
| #3 | KanervA | +1.79 | 77 | 64 |
| #4 | swamppis | +1.53 | 83 | 59 |
| #5 | whdbst | +1.50 | 78 | 64 |





