








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 724 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5484 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,585 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6772 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4532 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 5894 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5387 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $818,621 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 264 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stebunaattori | 56% | 121 |
| #2 | MontananToni | 50% | 104 |
| #3 | PHamous | 49% | 152 |
| #4 | CruNk. | 48% | 117 |
| #5 | machete masta german fool | 48% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vozER -♿- | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | KanervA | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | chukhna | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | maVe | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | PHamous | 5 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vozER -♿- | 1006 | 0.17 | 30 min |
| #2 | chukhna | 495 | 0.07 | 15 min |
| #3 | whdbst | 376 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #4 | KanervA | 328 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #5 | CruNk. | 269 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CruNk. | +2.01 | 78 | 63 |
| #2 | KanervA | +1.87 | 78 | 64 |
| #3 | whdbst | +1.34 | 81 | 63 |
| #4 | chukhna | +1.31 | 77 | 64 |
| #5 | ✪ DNS~ | +0.85 | 78 | 67 |





