








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 938 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7771 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,866 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4262 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4290 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4538 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1776 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,107,559 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PHamous | 54% | 110 |
| #2 | machete masta german fool | 53% | 141 |
| #3 | Roskakone | 53% | 38 |
| #4 | MontananToni | 53% | 95 |
| #5 | Stebunaattori | 52% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ DNS~ | 18 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | vozER -♿- | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | PHamous | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | MontananToni | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | KanervA | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ DNS~ | 1152 | 0.16 | 26 min |
| #2 | vozER -♿- | 762 | 0.16 | 22 min |
| #3 | whdbst | 359 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | CCiituri ☆ | 311 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #5 | KanervA | 226 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chukhna | +1.82 | 79 | 63 |
| #2 | CruNk. | +1.72 | 77 | 60 |
| #3 | KanervA | +1.49 | 80 | 61 |
| #4 | whdbst | +0.90 | 81 | 63 |
| #5 | ✪ DNS~ | +0.49 | 76 | 68 |





