








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 342 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 398 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4250 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,027 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3540 | 19% |
| Smokes | 5159 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5572 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4756 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $998,015 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C H A R L I E L I E L I E L I E | 54% | 83 |
| #2 | Robban_cs | 54% | 56 |
| #3 | #bebe | 52% | 46 |
| #4 | raf | 50% | 94 |
| #5 | pHe4r![X] | 49% | 233 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | timmuz | 43% | 35 |
| #14 | begga11 | 42% | 33 |
| #15 | .noname sn1tch | 41% | 49 |
| #16 | kRIZZy | 40% | 35 |
| #17 | Raikou | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pHe4r![X] | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | raf | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Kirby | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Plozi | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | C H A R L I E L I E L I E L I E | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Master Of Potatos | 423 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #2 | Plozi | 286 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | raf | 250 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | pHe4r![X] | 240 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | Robban_cs | 209 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C H A R L I E L I E L I E L I E | +2.53 | 63 | 72 |
| #2 | pHe4r![X] | +1.96 | 89 | 48 |
| #3 | Robban_cs | +1.69 | 60 | 71 |
| #4 | ңekĻaЯ | +1.16 | 69 | 70 |
| #5 | timmuz | +0.98 | 85 | 61 |





