








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3216 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 1084 matches | ||
| Premier | 375 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




116 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11981 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 44,213 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16401 | 37% |
| Smokes | 8883 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 12889 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 6040 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,038,727 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5494 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pHATe | 17 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | ScaR | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | General Patton | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | DJ Thicc-O | 5 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pHATe | +1.36 | 42 | 89 |
| #2 | General Patton | +1.35 | 56 | 49 |
| #3 | vandium. | +1.13 | 57 | 68 |
| #4 | ScaR | +1.04 | 54 | 77 |
| #5 | DJ Thicc-O | -1.90 | 19 | 57 |





